When people are supposed to make friends with all their people in their flat at uni, jesus 3/4 of mine are twats, i dont use that word often, but they are!

one of them is in the kitchen on her phone all the time shouting, ‘MUDDA’ HALO?’
second one is someone who only leaves his room at 3 in the morning to make supernoodles
third one is okay, but SO loud on skype
fourth one just stands there and stares at the ladies
fifth one is someone who has sex with a wall
and the 6th is a delusional druggy

awh